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Re: The funny thread

Post by brooksi » 01 Oct 2018, 14:03

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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 07 Oct 2018, 08:26

Stand up routine on accents and learning languages.
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BazzBass » 09 Oct 2018, 14:57

posted this on Mark's ps4 or xbox thread, makes me laugh out loud


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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 12 Oct 2018, 17:50

Comedians routine...
“I’m vegan. For those that don’t know what that is - I’ve traded delicious foods for self-righteousness and gas.”
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Re: The funny thread

Post by basshack » 12 Oct 2018, 20:56

Told at MSGM this week.

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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 01 Nov 2018, 08:13

Shred at its best!!!

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Re: The funny thread

Post by rodl2005 » 01 Nov 2018, 10:44

:lol:

Better than the original? ;) :D
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Re: The funny thread

Post by slowlearner » 01 Nov 2018, 18:50

BassLine wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 17:50
Comedians routine...
“I’m vegan. For those that don’t know what that is - I’ve traded delicious foods for self-righteousness and gas.”
I really like Vegan food, but I find the after taste bitter and judgemental. :rolleyes
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Re: The funny thread

Post by FunkyJase » 02 Nov 2018, 11:38

slowlearner wrote:
01 Nov 2018, 18:50
BassLine wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 17:50
Comedians routine...
“I’m vegan. For those that don’t know what that is - I’ve traded delicious foods for self-righteousness and gas.”
I really like Vegan food, but I find the after taste bitter and judgemental. :rolleyes
I am vegan and I find that funny :-) Im not the meat hating asshole kind of vegan though...
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Re: The funny thread

Post by maxgroover » 02 Nov 2018, 11:46

BassLine wrote:
01 Nov 2018, 08:13
Shred at its best!!!

Happiest shred too!! That was pretty funny. :lol:
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Re: The funny thread

Post by slowlearner » 02 Nov 2018, 13:44

FunkyJase wrote:
02 Nov 2018, 11:38
slowlearner wrote:
01 Nov 2018, 18:50
BassLine wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 17:50
Comedians routine...
“I’m vegan. For those that don’t know what that is - I’ve traded delicious foods for self-righteousness and gas.”
I really like Vegan food, but I find the after taste bitter and judgemental. :rolleyes
I am vegan and I find that funny :-) Im not the meat hating asshole kind of vegan though...
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Good on you. Coz there's reasons for that reputation...

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vegan-pulls-k ... 17108.html

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Re: The funny thread

Post by FunkyJase » 02 Nov 2018, 14:45

slowlearner wrote:
02 Nov 2018, 13:44
FunkyJase wrote:
02 Nov 2018, 11:38
slowlearner wrote:
01 Nov 2018, 18:50


I really like Vegan food, but I find the after taste bitter and judgemental. :rolleyes
I am vegan and I find that funny :-) Im not the meat hating asshole kind of vegan though...
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Good on you. Coz there's reasons for that reputation...

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vegan-pulls-k ... 17108.html

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Yeah it's all the "new" vegans. They watch a few docco's and become militant overnight. They're the same vegans that scream meat is murder but have a leather couch. I've even seen some of them protesting a steak restaurant and one woman was holding up a placard of a cow being slaughtered with some sort of slogan but was wearing leather shoes!
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Re: The funny thread

Post by BassLine » 02 Nov 2018, 20:39

I thought this was supposed to be the funny thread??
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Re: The funny thread

Post by slowlearner » 03 Nov 2018, 07:24

^ But that is funny! :D
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Re: The funny thread

Post by Petebass » 03 Nov 2018, 10:14

I went vegan once. It was a missed steak!
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